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Hey, hey! [Mar. 4th, 2007|05:09 pm]
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networkp3
BLUE ENJOYS GIVING UNDER THE DESK SERVICE TO MEN (and women) OF ALL TYPES.

Contrary to her exceptional liking for money, she is actually QUITE AFFORDABLE.

Also, she enjoys selling used undewear! (Bill and Rory, especially.)
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8D [Mar. 4th, 2007|04:29 pm]
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networkp3
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Look! I found Bill's phallus!!
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Hm. Anyone remember Brock? [Mar. 4th, 2007|02:28 pm]
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networkp3
*large display image of Brock, blushing and looking guilty as he gets out of a car with a seedy looking lady with too much make-up; his fly is also down, and the two look disheveled*

Apparently in absence of Ariel, Brock has succumb to acts of paying women for sexual acts!
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HAH! [Mar. 4th, 2007|11:33 am]
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networkp3
You thought you'd gotted rid of me, Bill, but YOU WERE WRONG.


Now, for some news, which I'm sure you're all waited with baited breath for:

SUI AND RORY ARE HANDCUFFED TOGETHER. (This implies they must showers, eat, sleep and masturbate together.)

Lanette currently has two men living at her house - that would be Celio, the Sevii islands system administrator and Kazuhiko Kazuma, M.D. (They really shake the walls at night!!)

Murray really wants to be pegged. Badly. Can you guess by who?

Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum are having an illegitimate child together!

Luna, the Pokemon Whisperer, really likes Pokemon, if you know what I mean... (Quite possibly on the dangerous level of Mr. McKenzie - *cough* Pokephile!)

Lenore Stone has multiple bookmarks on artificial insemination in her web browser history -- HM, what could that mean?

- As you can see, I've given you, the readers the liberty of being able to figure out and speculate on some of these on your own! ENJOY 'em while they're HOT!
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POLL YOU GUYS! VOTE FOR BILL! [Feb. 28th, 2007|11:47 pm]
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networkp3
Poll #937547 Is Bill's penis fine the way it is?

Is Bill's Penis fine the way it is?

Yes.
3(15.8%)
Heck no!
0(0.0%)
Um, it's AVERAGE.
2(10.5%)
Bill is a male?
5(26.3%)
It's not -great-, but it's not horrible.
3(15.8%)
It needs to be like, 'X' inches longer/thicker!
1(5.3%)
I couldn't feel ANYTHING!
1(5.3%)
OMG IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVAR!!!!1111
0(0.0%)
It's so small, I can't even find it!
1(5.3%)
Penis, what penis?!
3(15.8%)
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Another news flash - what a day! [Feb. 28th, 2007|11:32 pm]
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networkp3
Rory enjoys 'bonking' his new housemate, Sui in his ex's (Lenore's) bedroom over medical documents; Rory is also always on the bottom.

That is all!

(I wonder if any of these will make it into the front page...)
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NEWS FLASH, FOLKS! [Feb. 28th, 2007|11:20 pm]
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networkp3
At the sight of Dr. Kazuma's penis, Bill realized his own inadequacy and has sought out trying HERBAL ENHANCEMENTS.

Please donate funds to Mr. McKenzie in order to fund the need for his 'BIG DREAMS.'

EDIT:

Just thought I'd add in that Wes Janson also feels the same way -- I mean, come on, surely you all had to know that he was a bit LACKING considering his HEIGHT. DONATE NOW to help him compensate not only for his height, but for his masculinity!
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Diving! [Jan. 15th, 2007|10:06 pm]
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stevenstone
Now, this is going to sound strange to most of you, but in my latest string of 'where on earth is Steven Stone' entries, I have something quite interesting to share.

I went diving!

Yes, I probably strike everyone as a dry land sort of fellow, but I have wanted to go diving for quite sometime. Mr. Briney helped me to get ready and I got to see a lot of neat things. I always thought that there were a lot of interesting rocks above ground, but the sea has its share of beautiful finds as well. I didn't take any of them, out of respect, but I did get the most amazing views.

That's about it really, though. Perhaps I'll stop by home again sometime soon.
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ATTENTION. [Jan. 8th, 2007|07:28 pm]
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networkp3

ATTENTION BILL.



Please visit http://www.vasectomy.com in order to save the human race.

REMEMBER - "It's EASIER THAN YOU THINK!"
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Err... Hello [Nov. 16th, 2006|03:03 pm]
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camille_db
[Current Location |Cherrygrove City]
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana]

Hi, this is Camille DuBois speaking... I'm new to the Network, and have been frantically adding a lot of people, so if I've added you, don't worry about it.
It's nice to know that there's a place for us all to chat, and I will add you all on MSN sooner or later too. Or, you could add me if you want. My Pokemon are doing fine (I now also have a Cyndaquil!) but I'm still pretty tired after the ferry ride from Hoenn to Johto. I'll post some more about that on my journal XD
Seeya!
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