||[Mar. 4th, 2007|11:33 am]
You thought you'd gotted rid of me, Bill, but YOU WERE WRONG.|
Now, for some news, which I'm sure you're all waited with baited breath for:
SUI AND RORY ARE HANDCUFFED TOGETHER. (This implies they must showers, eat, sleep and masturbate together.)
Lanette currently has two men living at her house - that would be Celio, the Sevii islands system administrator and Kazuhiko Kazuma, M.D. (They really shake the walls at night!!)
Murray really wants to be pegged. Badly. Can you guess by who?
Professor Oak and Delia Ketchum are having an illegitimate child together!
Luna, the Pokemon Whisperer, really likes Pokemon, if you know what I mean... (Quite possibly on the dangerous level of Mr. McKenzie - *cough* Pokephile!)
Lenore Stone has multiple bookmarks on artificial insemination in her web browser history -- HM, what could that mean?
- As you can see, I've given you, the readers the liberty of being able to figure out and speculate on some of these on your own! ENJOY 'em while they're HOT!