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This is good... [Mar. 11th, 2007|09:39 pm]
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Apparently, Wes Janson, is pregnant (you read that right, folks), with the child of RORY WARFIELD.

(Upon research, you may realize there are no true human hermaphrodites, thus this emphasizes that MR. JANSON has been over compensating for his size BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE HAS A PHALLUS, HE IS NOT FULLY FUNCTIONAL - No seeds either - sorry, ladies!)

[User Picture]From: desert_trainer
2007-03-12 01:55 am (UTC)
This is complete nonsense. Can't you even make up something believable?
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From: networkp3
2007-03-12 01:58 am (UTC)


Oh, it is believable, Mr. Janson.

And you know it! Rory knows it, too.
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[User Picture]From: kazuhiko_kazuma
2007-03-12 02:03 am (UTC)

Gentlemen, I never knew. Really.

I would like to study this, though. I've never encountered a hermaphrodite before. Wes, care to make an appointment?
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From: seikolenore
2007-03-12 02:06 am (UTC)



Dr. Kazuma, I hate to inform you of this, but there aren't really any human hermaphrodites - if you look at the way we develop, it's not completely possible.

That, and we all know P3 is just speaking rediculously - I can attest to Mr. Janson being male.
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[User Picture]From: kazuhiko_kazuma
2007-03-12 02:07 am (UTC)
Well, yes, I know - but the opening was there, so the joke had to be made.
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[User Picture]From: desert_trainer
2007-03-12 02:31 am (UTC)
Make it again and I'll cut off your tongue and feed it to a Muk.
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[User Picture]From: lookto_laluna
2007-03-12 06:40 am (UTC)
Your immaturity never ceases to amaze me, P3
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[User Picture]From: sui_the_cune
2007-03-12 10:28 pm (UTC)
DAMN! I wanna see Rory getting it on with Wes! Or even better, Kazu...hell, all three of them shagging at once would be something I'd give a limb to see!
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